Yusss I remembered the password for my blogspot!!!

Last Wednesday= We Are Scientists!!!!!!!!!!!! Keeeeeeeeeeeith <3

Also someone should buy my car. The end.

I have a Nutrition and Behaviour exam on Monday

Aiden off X factor should just marry me, irrelvant of the fact he is 18

Sarah Horsfield loves Jeremy Kyle

Ginger of the week and other mindless wanderings

Paloma Faith. Shes a bit mental.

Something that I don't usually watch but have recently started developing opinions on is X factor, cos theres like actually a few people in it this year that I would actually listen to their stuff, maybe not go as far as BUY their cd's but who knows. One of my faves went on Sunday; Nicolo, what a beaut and a bit mental! At the moment now I'm thinking Aiden should win he is amazing and scary and weird and a bit pretty. Storm is awesome too as is Matt. Okay thats my ramblings on x factor done.

I was thinking about this recently and I really hate the sound of printers, whether it be inkjet or laser I just hate the sound they make when they are printing, I might even go so far as to say it was a fear?!? This seems completely irrational so I was thinking maybe I was a sheet of paper in a past life just happily sat with all my other sheet of paper friends and then someone comes along and prints a crappy Geography essay on my about Oxbox lakes.

I'm typing this really fast cos my sister is abusing me trying to steal the laptop charger back so please allow acceptances for any spelling mistakes yuss!

Laterz

3rd year is so damn stressful I actually hate it

My personality:

* I’m loud.
* I’m obnoxious.
* I’m sarcastic.
* I’m cocky.
* I cry easily.
* I have a bad temper.
* I don’t like people.
* I’m easy to get along with.
* I have more enemies than friends.
* I’ve smoked.
* I’ve smoked weed.
* I drink coffee.
* I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

* I wear makeup
* I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
* I wear contacts.
* I wear glasses.
* I have braces.
* I change my hair color often.
* I straighten my hair often.
* I have a piercing.
* I have small feet.



Experiences:

* I’ve been on a plane.
* I’ve been on a train.
* Someone close to me has died.
* I’ve taken a taxi.
* I’ve taken a city bus.
* I’ve taken a school bus.
* I’ve gone bungee jumping.
* I’ve made a speech.
* I’ve been in some sort of club.
* I’ve won an award.
* I’ve spent 24 hours on a computer straight.
* I’ve been in a physical fight.


Music:

* I listen to R&B.
* I listen to country.
* I listen to pop.
* I listen to screamo.
* I listen to techno.
* I listen to rock.
* I listen to punk
* I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
* I hate the radio.
* I download music.
* I buy CDs.
* Acoustic.


Television:

* I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
* I watch soap operas daily.
* I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
* I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
* I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
* I’ve seen and like America’s Next Top Model.
* I’ve seen and like Popular.
* I’ve seen and like 24.
* I’ve seen and like CSI.
* I’ve seen and like Everwood.


Hair:

* I’ve been brown. 
* I’ve had streaks.
* I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
* I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
* I’ve been blonde.
* I’ve had black.
* I’ve been red.
* I’ve been light brown.
* I’ve been medium brown.
* I’ve been blue/green.
* I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
* I use conditioner.
* I’ve used silk therapy.
* I’ve used hot oil treatments.
* I’ve curled my hair.
* I’ve straightened my hair.
* I’ve ironed my hair.
* I’ve braided my hair.


School:

* I’ve yelled at a teacher.
* I’ve been suspended.
* I’ve had an in-school suspension.
* I’ve been sent to the principal’s office.
* I’ve walked out of class.
* I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
* I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
* I’ve failed Art.
* I’ve failed P.E.
* I’ve failed math.
* I’ve failed science.
* I’ve failed another class.
* A teacher has called my parents.

September

I feel slightly more optimistic now about what i'm doing. In other news my unlimited card has expired which is resulting in severe withdrawal symptoms. Also I am blogging for the first time from my mobile device which is why paragraphs are not allowed.

Had a super, awesome time at Leeds Fest!!!!! And got to see my future husband Keith Murray. Only disappointment really was the sound for Paramore was terrible and couldn't hardly hear them, still Hayley Williams is fiiiit!!

Salt- longer than all of the Lord of the Rings and Avatar put together, well it felt like it, its actually only 2 hours including trailers. I don't think I understood it. Salt better not marry Sam Pepper.

Back on track

I have decided, that because I watch a lot of films I shall review all the films I have watched recently in a concise and succinct way, in reverse chronological order.

The Last Airbender:
Okay. 5/10 (only because it has Jackson Rathbone in it)

The Expendables:
Terrible. I wanted to walk out, not sure why I didn't, maybe I was waiting for something to happen and it never did. 0/10

Knight & Day:
I love Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, probably CD a little bit more than TC, however this film was pointless. 3/10

The Rebound:
Properly funny, funniest thing I've seen in a while. 8/10

The A Team:
At the time I thought it was terrible, in retrospect its pretty good compared to The Expendables. 2/10

The Karate Kid:
Awesome! Made me want to do Kung Fu! 7/10

Splice:
Sick and wrong. Do not watch this unless you want to develop severe mental disorders. Still... 4/10

Eclipse:
Don't really think I need to explain this one. 10/10 (cos Jasper is awesome) (and Jackson Rathbone is in it)(one and the same)

Get Him To The Greek:
I saw this twice! It's a lot better than Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 10/10

Toy Story 3:
Really good and a lot better than I was expecting. 9/10

Inception:
Leo fan, really enjoyed Shutter Island, was expecting sort of the same thing from this but I dunno I felt it was overhyped and theres a lot of controversy and theories around on the internet about it. It's supposed to be better the second time you see it, however I have not given it the chance. 5/10

More reviews to come.

AAARGGH

Fucking customers piss me off so bad!!

'Do you have any aqua towels?'
'This one?'
'No thats blue!'
'How about these ones?'
'Thats blue!'
'This?'
'Blue!'

Fucking aqua is fucking blue dont ask me for stupid fucking colours! Look with your own eyes before I stab them out with a sharpie!!!! Why you need specific colours you pathetic creatures its a fucking towel you use it to dry your body on! ITSATOWELGETOVERIT!

And then the bloody woman who invented a duvet set in her head that never even existed and decided that we sold it and asked me why we don't have any left. THERE ISN'T ONE WITH EFFING GOLD STITCHING!!!!!! I'VE WORKED HERE OVER A YEAR I THINK I'D KNOW IF THERE WAS ONE WITH GOLD STITCHING!!!
'Are you sure you don't have any left?'
IT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR THERE TO BE ANY LEFT!!!
By this point I was literally pulling my hair out!

And then the creepy man that just came in to converse with me. Errm no. I do not make conversation with weird, creepy men that come into my shop and pretend to look at towels! YOU DONT WANNA BUY ANY TOWELS, I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU FUCK OFF!!

I hate my job if I make it to the end of the week without throwing myself in front of the thomas the tank engine train it will be a miracle.

In other news they were training the police sniffer dogs outside my shop and they made one of the secuirity guys hide like £1000 of cocaine in his sock lolz!!

Also a police car was following me on the way home and I was properly crapping myself cos 2 of my tyres are worn to legal limit and I don't wanna get any points on my license.

Ginger of the week

is me

Soooo... I haven't written a blog in a while. Thats probably because nothing has got me really angry in a while, or maybe I just learnt better ways to deal with my anger?
Yeah I actually have nothing to say.
The A- Team film sent me to sleep almost.
I am ginger.
I like ginger.
I love Jedward.
I realise this is not socially acceptable.

Ginger of the week...

... is Keith. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S NOT EVEN GINGER, ITS MY BLOG OKAY! :)

Personality

I did the child of our time big personality test thing cos I'm a geek and all. I would be very much inclined to agree with my results.

Ginger of the week

Introducing my new feature: Ginger of the week!




Caleb from Forever The Sickest Kids

it's just another picture don't get excited

William Beckett <3 (love of my life) and Travis Clark from We The Kings (Ginger) drinking shots through a straw.

reeeeeeeeeeemix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBup6nsoQhI

Also on an unrelated topic I am going on the Jeremy Kyle show to raise awareness of alien abduction or alternatively if anyone would like to fabricate a story and take me on the jezza kyle show that would be appreciated too! LOVEX

This has more substance (ie. its not just pretty pictures)

01. If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in?

I'm thinking Ravenclaw tbh.

02. Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release?

Haha yes Wakefield Asda for Deathly Hallows.

03. What did you think of Deathly Hallows?

It's pretty good, epilogue was dodge but still good.

04. How many times have you reread the books?

Too many to count.

05. Whose death was the saddest?

Dumbledore obv

06. If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat?

I think I would probably have a cat, but they can't deliver letters n shit can they so an owl would be more useful probs.

07. What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?

AWESOME!!! A big improvement from OOTF!

08. What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half?

I think its good cos it means it doesn't end as quick and also it will probably end better if they have a bigger time scale to do it on.

09. Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard?

Yeah I had it pre-ordered for when it came out.

10. When did you first become a Harry Potter fan?

1999

FAVORITEEEEEEE
Female Character? Luna
Male Character? RON WEASLEY <3 <3
Professor? Dumbledore
Death Eater? Bellatrix and Barty Crouch Jr
Magical Creature? Hippogriff
Spell? EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Quote? “Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have" -Hermione Granger
Book? Prisoner of Azkaban
Movie? Chamber of Secrets or Half Blood Prince
Hogwarts House? Gryffindor
Place? The Burrow
Weasley? Won Won <3
Couple? Cho and Cedric
This or That
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw
Fred or George? BOTH!
Ginny or Luna? Lunas awesome, Ginny is crap!
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley
Books or Movies? Books obv
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? HBP
Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of secrets ( and its philosphers stone, damn americans
Snape or Slughorn? Snape
Lupin or Sirius? BOTH!!
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Herminone, then Hermione can't have Ron(see my logic?)
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? NONE TBH!!
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus cos he has a funny accent.
Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby, Kreachers a little bitch
Muggleborn or Pureblood? Muggleborns are the coolest
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Haha need this question be asked?!? Rupes <3
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix is awesome
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Yeah they're the same person.
Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hegwig R.I.P

Nope, its just a jammy dodger

OMG just found this photo...

...on some randoms FB.
Its from when I went to London with college in first year. On London Eye!!
I look tres happy haha!

How many more random photos of me are floating around facebook?!?

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!

Leeds Fest confirmation email just came through, thought I might have accidentally bought Sundays tickets also, yeah I probably should have worn my glasses when buying LF tickets lolz!!
OMG cannot believe Paramore and Blink are on the same day, totally amazing AND All Time Low AND Weezer AND YM@6, line up is sssoooo much better than last year and last year was epic!!! Hayley Williams and Alex Gaskarth on the same day, how will I control myself!! And OMG BLINK!!!!!!! It's like 14 year old Laura's lifetime dream!!! To summarise the current mood is excitement!

Also had a proper epic day at Chatsworth House cos I'm classy lark :p

Happy 101th Post

This pretty much sums it up!

Hibz will like this one haha

I like girls, honest!! :/

I found this in someones holiday photos on facebook. Obv the humour is wasted on non-psychs, soz like!

Thou shalt not read NME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

Listening to old school The Cribs, I say old school (2007) lol!

Cannot beleive I have to go to Uni on Friday when its Alice release :(

p.s Ryan Jarman will visit you in your sleep, there is no escape!!

This is what I need for my car

Since my mirror has pretty much given in being a mirror!!

Todays big discovery was that the library sells second hand cd's for £1, this was a pretty cool find as there was some awesome retro classics!! However I just cannot justify buying cd's even if they were only £1, its just not right!

Ask me anything

http://www.formspring.me/LLLLLaura

Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy.

I actually love GOSH Holographic Nail Polish.
That is all.

Make your own tory poster

http://ow.ly/YazU

Ok now I have problems

I'm arguing with lesbians about Florence and which member of Girls Aloud I prefer (obv its Cheryl incase you were wondering).

I Heart Florence

2009

May- Nickelback
June- The Horrors
July - Party In The Park
August- Taking Back Sunday, Leeds Fest
September- Jack's Mannequin, Twin Atlantic
October- Blue October
November- Muse, Biffy Clyro, New Vinyl
December- The Horrors

Unreal