Monday, 30 August 2010
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
Monday, 23 August 2010
Thursday, 19 August 2010
I have decided, that because I watch a lot of films I shall review all the films I have watched recently in a concise and succinct way, in reverse chronological order.
The Last Airbender:
Okay. 5/10 (only because it has Jackson Rathbone in it)
The Expendables:
Terrible. I wanted to walk out, not sure why I didn't, maybe I was waiting for something to happen and it never did. 0/10
Knight & Day:
I love Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, probably CD a little bit more than TC, however this film was pointless. 3/10
The Rebound:
Properly funny, funniest thing I've seen in a while. 8/10
The A Team:
At the time I thought it was terrible, in retrospect its pretty good compared to The Expendables. 2/10
The Karate Kid:
Awesome! Made me want to do Kung Fu! 7/10
Splice:
Sick and wrong. Do not watch this unless you want to develop severe mental disorders. Still... 4/10
Eclipse:
Don't really think I need to explain this one. 10/10 (cos Jasper is awesome) (and Jackson Rathbone is in it)(one and the same)
Get Him To The Greek:
I saw this twice! It's a lot better than Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 10/10
Toy Story 3:
Really good and a lot better than I was expecting. 9/10
Inception:
Leo fan, really enjoyed Shutter Island, was expecting sort of the same thing from this but I dunno I felt it was overhyped and theres a lot of controversy and theories around on the internet about it. It's supposed to be better the second time you see it, however I have not given it the chance. 5/10
More reviews to come.
The Last Airbender:
Okay. 5/10 (only because it has Jackson Rathbone in it)
The Expendables:
Terrible. I wanted to walk out, not sure why I didn't, maybe I was waiting for something to happen and it never did. 0/10
Knight & Day:
I love Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, probably CD a little bit more than TC, however this film was pointless. 3/10
The Rebound:
Properly funny, funniest thing I've seen in a while. 8/10
The A Team:
At the time I thought it was terrible, in retrospect its pretty good compared to The Expendables. 2/10
The Karate Kid:
Awesome! Made me want to do Kung Fu! 7/10
Splice:
Sick and wrong. Do not watch this unless you want to develop severe mental disorders. Still... 4/10
Eclipse:
Don't really think I need to explain this one. 10/10 (cos Jasper is awesome) (and Jackson Rathbone is in it)(one and the same)
Get Him To The Greek:
I saw this twice! It's a lot better than Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 10/10
Toy Story 3:
Really good and a lot better than I was expecting. 9/10
Inception:
Leo fan, really enjoyed Shutter Island, was expecting sort of the same thing from this but I dunno I felt it was overhyped and theres a lot of controversy and theories around on the internet about it. It's supposed to be better the second time you see it, however I have not given it the chance. 5/10
More reviews to come.
Tuesday, 17 August 2010
AAARGGH
Fucking customers piss me off so bad!!
'Do you have any aqua towels?'
'This one?'
'No thats blue!'
'How about these ones?'
'Thats blue!'
'This?'
'Blue!'
Fucking aqua is fucking blue dont ask me for stupid fucking colours! Look with your own eyes before I stab them out with a sharpie!!!! Why you need specific colours you pathetic creatures its a fucking towel you use it to dry your body on! ITSATOWELGETOVERIT!
And then the bloody woman who invented a duvet set in her head that never even existed and decided that we sold it and asked me why we don't have any left. THERE ISN'T ONE WITH EFFING GOLD STITCHING!!!!!! I'VE WORKED HERE OVER A YEAR I THINK I'D KNOW IF THERE WAS ONE WITH GOLD STITCHING!!!
'Are you sure you don't have any left?'
IT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR THERE TO BE ANY LEFT!!!
By this point I was literally pulling my hair out!
And then the creepy man that just came in to converse with me. Errm no. I do not make conversation with weird, creepy men that come into my shop and pretend to look at towels! YOU DONT WANNA BUY ANY TOWELS, I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU FUCK OFF!!
I hate my job if I make it to the end of the week without throwing myself in front of the thomas the tank engine train it will be a miracle.
In other news they were training the police sniffer dogs outside my shop and they made one of the secuirity guys hide like £1000 of cocaine in his sock lolz!!
Also a police car was following me on the way home and I was properly crapping myself cos 2 of my tyres are worn to legal limit and I don't wanna get any points on my license.
'Do you have any aqua towels?'
'This one?'
'No thats blue!'
'How about these ones?'
'Thats blue!'
'This?'
'Blue!'
Fucking aqua is fucking blue dont ask me for stupid fucking colours! Look with your own eyes before I stab them out with a sharpie!!!! Why you need specific colours you pathetic creatures its a fucking towel you use it to dry your body on! ITSATOWELGETOVERIT!
And then the bloody woman who invented a duvet set in her head that never even existed and decided that we sold it and asked me why we don't have any left. THERE ISN'T ONE WITH EFFING GOLD STITCHING!!!!!! I'VE WORKED HERE OVER A YEAR I THINK I'D KNOW IF THERE WAS ONE WITH GOLD STITCHING!!!
'Are you sure you don't have any left?'
IT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR THERE TO BE ANY LEFT!!!
By this point I was literally pulling my hair out!
And then the creepy man that just came in to converse with me. Errm no. I do not make conversation with weird, creepy men that come into my shop and pretend to look at towels! YOU DONT WANNA BUY ANY TOWELS, I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU FUCK OFF!!
I hate my job if I make it to the end of the week without throwing myself in front of the thomas the tank engine train it will be a miracle.
In other news they were training the police sniffer dogs outside my shop and they made one of the secuirity guys hide like £1000 of cocaine in his sock lolz!!
Also a police car was following me on the way home and I was properly crapping myself cos 2 of my tyres are worn to legal limit and I don't wanna get any points on my license.
Thursday, 12 August 2010
Sunday, 1 August 2010
Soooo... I haven't written a blog in a while. Thats probably because nothing has got me really angry in a while, or maybe I just learnt better ways to deal with my anger?
Yeah I actually have nothing to say.
The A- Team film sent me to sleep almost.
I am ginger.
I like ginger.
I love Jedward.
I realise this is not socially acceptable.
Yeah I actually have nothing to say.
The A- Team film sent me to sleep almost.
I am ginger.
I like ginger.
I love Jedward.
I realise this is not socially acceptable.
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