Why can I not do anything without injuring myself!

Last week I broke my finger on the back door at work then a couple of days later I thought it would be a good idea to touch the oven when it was hot! Which brings me to my latest injury in which my desire for pancakes led me to pour hot oil all over my hand and fingers. However on a more successful note I did manage to do a load of washing and then iron it today all by myself, I know I'm such a tragedy however shall I cope when I am left on my own.