Happy New Year

Good evening

Although I have probably lost all my readers by this point I am posting, haven't really written anything proper in a long time, just been reading back over all my old posts, maaan I have issues haha!! Anywayz i've been like mega busy doing super important stuff is why because I'm important, only joking! My birthday soon I am officially going to be old so maybe I should stop it with all my stupid nonsense and immature fangirling, I'm not gonna tho, Twentween ftw! All the cool kids are joining me in my birthday celebrations and if you're not coming that mean you're a loser, unless you weren't actually invited in which case thats a different matter! The Horrors on 16th too wooo, though I have no idea how we are going to transport ourselves to this event because Penelope is far from motoway worthy!!! Laterrzzz

Hilarious

Oh Rupert, I love you

Reality begins again tomorrow

28th May- 24th September= best summer ever!!!

That night in Ponte, Nickelback, Sarah Hibs birthday, Got a new job, The Horrors, Exam Results, A failed driving test, Corinnes birthday, Harry Potter (and various other cinema visits), a few nights at Beans house, another failed driving test, Party in the Park in the rain, Taking Back Sunday, finally passed my driving test, finally a new hair cut, Michelles party and Harry Potter games, Leeds Fest, Jack's Mannequin, my complaining of illness, my failing liver, my paracetamol addiction, many more cinema visits due to unlimted card, Hibs birthday present for me(Horrors in December:D), Twin Atlantic!

I love you all!!

Greetings blog fans

Haven't posted for a while now, this month is going really quickly. Anyway I'm only posting cos I'm actually bored out of my mind, I moan when I'm fed up and have nothing to do and then I'll moan when I have to go back to Uni cos I'll have too much to do.

Went into town this morning for something to do and get a few bits, god Castleford gets scarier every time I leave the house, town is full of effing freaks and weird looking people and weird smelling people. I really do not like it. Yeah places like Leeds are full of weirdos and homeless people as well but theres an equal numbers of weirdos to non weirdos whereas in Cas it feels more like a 90/10 split. Its not doing me any good being stuck here, the longer I stay here the more chance I have of turning into one of them.

Then I came home and wasted my life on the internet, I really want to read a book or something and do something useful but I just can't be bothered and thoughts of returning to uni are depressing me further.

I had a headache yesterday and didn't take any painkillers for it and the headache got worse and worse and I went to bed and I couldn't sleep cos I was in so much pain and I woke up this morning and still had headache, tho its not as bad now almost bearable. So yeah my point being I didn't take any paracetamol even though I really wanted to and I put up with the pain, although this may seem trivial is a really big achievement for me! Its been over 2 weeks since I took any drugs now. I'll shut up now, I won't turn it into Blog Of A Drug Addict.

Back to Uni soon :( I've really enjoyed this summer been to loads of gigs and passed my driving test but I have to go back and get myself educated and actually put more effort in this year as it's more important and start thinking about the future and jobs etc. I feel old, I'll be 20 in less than 3 months thats just mental I don't wanna be 20 thats like officially old, I'll have to like stop being a retard :( Congrats if you got to the end of this btw, cyaa!

I told you we had problems

Laura says:
did he have a bowl cut
Saraaaaaaaah!!! says:
no
Saraaaaaaaah!!! says:
he had nice hair
Saraaaaaaaah!!! says:
and a nice shirt
Saraaaaaaaah!!! says:
and sexy jeans and a belt
Saraaaaaaaah!!! says:
all of which would look good on my bedroom floor
Laura says:
lmao

Me and Hibz are running away to South London to seek jobs as security guards and obv we will claim jobseekers allowance until we do find those particular jobs. Obv we have problems!

Finally I am reunited with my boyfriend Joshua Third

Leeeeds Fest

So got this like mega throat infection that then spread to my ears and nose, but still managed to get myself to Leeds Fest! Highlight has to be fangirling it at front of NME tent for The Horrors, spent the entire Little Boots set working our way to the front looking like idiots! Kaiser Cheifs were awesome as were Kings Of Leon, though someone burnt my hand with their cigarette and then some other random guy kept grabbing my hand and then trying to put me on his shoulders. Then it took us nearly 2 hours to get out and everywhere was just covered in mud and it was dark and we didn't know which way we were going. Proper amazing stuff tho!!

I saw a film

'I Love You, Beth Cooper'. Although it is more likely to elicit the opposite reaction. It was like 'Superbad' without the 'super'! Tried so hard to be funny but really wasn't, I even went to the toilet in the middle of the film this never happens.

And we all know that I have nothing against the lovely Hayden Panettiere, I mean why would I? , but my god she was truly awful in this film and also displayed some pretty shocking driving skills but like thats not even funny, why is it funny that someone drives like an idiot, man thats just dangerous! And the main guys nose was so big it was disturbing and the whole film was just completely unrealistic, I mean this stuff never happens.

So yeah basically don't go see it, I can safely say I enjoyed the Hannah Montana Movie far more than I did this!

Why can I not do anything without injuring myself!

Last week I broke my finger on the back door at work then a couple of days later I thought it would be a good idea to touch the oven when it was hot! Which brings me to my latest injury in which my desire for pancakes led me to pour hot oil all over my hand and fingers. However on a more successful note I did manage to do a load of washing and then iron it today all by myself, I know I'm such a tragedy however shall I cope when I am left on my own.

Cos I have a girl crush on Hayley Williams

30th August- Leeds Fest
1st September- Jack's Mannequin
22nd September- Twin Atlantic
4th November- Muse
6th November- Biffy Clyro

Me thinks I need some gigs for October?

Just listening to new Calvin Harris album its okay so far a few catchy tracks but a couple of boring ones as well.

Haha

Rather irritating person*:Congrats on passing your driving test
Me: fuck off you drank my pop!

*names have been changed to protect my job

Looks like my luck is finally changing

Passed my driving test on Thursday, even though anyone who is gonna read this probably already knows this as I have pretty much told everyone I know including the next door neighbour (no Sarah not Margret the other side)!! Woo go me I win! After the afore mentioned event I then found myself some wellingtons after looking for the perfect pair for about 3 months I have them now. Then vodyfone decided to give me free weekend calls and texts cos I'm right good and then everyone decides to throw money at me its awesome!! Lets hope my luck continues for the lottery tonight bought a ticket. Mmm what shall I have for my tea, chicken?

Angry

People are so selfish only thinking about themselves and what suits them!

Grr! :(

I need a holiday!!

The I Hate Robert Pattinson facebook group

These guys are sooo passionate in hating Rob that its funny, the comments they make are hilarious, so much so that I feel the need to share my favorite ones with you.

1. "He's as ugly as a burnt pancake"
2. " My little cat can act better than him"
3. "I CAN DIE WATCHING HIS INTERVIEWS. Seriously. And his hair is a pigeon nest with bird poo"
4. "I HATE THIS CHILD!!!!!!!! he stole my birthday"
5. "it looks like something died in his hair i bet he spits on puppies and hates kids"
6. "HE IS DISGUSTING!! BLAH LOOK AT HIS FACE IT LOOKS LIKE MUSHY DOG FOOD!!!"
7. "I dislike his facial shape. It's oddly angular"
8. "Robbert Pattinson looks like he ran into a wall multiple times. Is that a nose or a pancake?! I HATE ROBERT PATTINSON!"
9. "he puts cooking oil in his hair and never washes it!"
10. "It sucks-every girl in my school thinks he is so hot, and I think he looks like Jimmy Neutron, seriously"

You darn kids and your elaborate insults!!

I might add that I do not agree with any of the opinions expressed in this compilation.

I said I was single not insane

How many bloody times before you get the message jeeeezzz!!

"hmm i suppose i could be convinced to take u out sometime"

1. Don't sound too enthusiastic will you?
2. WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!
3. WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!

But because I'm nice "I'm very busy trying to pass my driving test at the moment", yes because this occupies soooo much of my time haha! Well if I can't go see Harry Potter when I want to go see it I think that means I am a very busy person. AND I had to stay an extra 45 mins at work today, epic shocker!!!

I just download Florence + The Machine album cos I'm like well NME, its alright so far I suppose, sort of nice lot of talk about rabbits.

Ahh well gives our Hib summat t read innit love ;)

This amused me for far too long

http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy_vs_byokal/

"LOLZ"

How many more people can I make say that haha my influence over your subconscious is amazing.

Been at work today was boring but alright cos I was with mummy and I went for a nice walk on my dinner, went to book shop which is always fun, I swear the people in there think I'm crazy cos I always just walk round and look at all books then end up buying something bizzarre, what I discovered today was Darwins The Origin of Species in a nice big book with all pictures and everything.

My hair is too long now haha, I'm sat here now typing this cos I'm bored cos I've got dye on my hair for a change waiting to wash it off in about 15 mins, I might just cut all my hair off its too warm, well not all of it obv maybe just like to the same length I had it this time last year mmm yeah I'll stop ranting about my hair now as much as I know you enjoyed it!

Check this out Hib a spontanious blog where you didn't beg me to write it haha.

Board Games Night

I totally pwned you all at Trivial Persuit and then Scrabble I pretended to be crap for a bit but then did like 30 point words and Corinne thought she won but I won really cos she had too much help off Hib, but Hib did good too you's provided more competition than what you did for Trivial Persuit but I still win!

Its toooooo warm today its not acceptable at all!! Spose it would have helped if I wasn't wearing a sleeved shirt and thick jeans but I'm not smart enough to do anything about that.

Off to bed very shortly after I finish writing this I am knackered from last night still and that effing taxi took ages to come and Corinne was proper flirting with the taxi driver bahahahah!!! (She probably won't read this so it's okay for me to say that but just incase she does read it I am sorry Crin!). Might watch Big Bro for a bit cos I'm gay!! Don't have any plans for tomorrow hmm what shall I do???

Au reviour petit filous

RIP MJ

Omg I cannot believe MJ is dead just proper cannot get over it, he was a complete legend!! I proper felt sorry for him with all the stick he gets off media, why can't they just accept that because he had a bad childhood with his dad being violent and what not that he might be a little more messed up than other people. And because he's completely missed out on his childhood that he might want to relive that in his adult years and own a theme park and hang around with kids and whatnot! Poor guy!

On the other hand it, he might not even be dead! In an Elvis isn't dead kind of way, cos like noones actually seen his body cos they only saw the ambulance pull out of his house and when his body was going for post mortem it was covered up obv and the only person that confirmed he was dead was his brother Jermaine. He might just have not wanted to do his tour thingy!

Been in Scarborough today and like every shop I went in was playing his songs, its just the weirdest thing ever, hes like the most famous person in the world!!

Well theres my death of MJ blog!!

Oh sigh

I feel like I am repeating myself now but who will play board games with me? Instead of going out on a Saturday night I wanna stay in and play sporcle!! Harry Potter sporcle! I wanna sit in the library and read books for hours and spy on people reading.

Was actually just gonna leave it at that but I suppose I'll write about my day. Went to topshop in Leeds cos I was in Leeds and cos I was with Corinne and thats just what happens and they were playing The Horrors which is pretty cool but I still hate Topshop but I love it really but I hate it you know what I mean?

Four confirmed cases of swine flu at Leeds Uni today, yay for me I was only there last week so if I stop blogging you know why right?

Watched about 4 seconds of some stupid disney channel program with Devi Lovato in it today while I was eating my tea, shes well crap.

Sarah has a 3rd date thought I would add that seen as no1 who knows anything about that is reading this anyway so it matters not!

Love you bye x

Sarah Horsfield (Hib)

Hib has requested that I write about how wonderful she is because she is bored and nothing entertains her more than my blog. Ooook so shes a big pink fluffy owl who comes on searches for Hello Kitty merch with me (got some pencils today woop), and often tries to drag me away from it or makes comments about my apparent obsession.

Today we went buying presents for someones birthday and actually found it suprisingly easy, then we had some free chips in Sarahs friends weird chip shop thingy and put this stuff on them that may well have been drugs?

It should also be noted (while I'm writing a message to be posted out to the general public) that Laura Cartwright does not go out round Ponte under any circumstances, NOT even for Noel Fielding lookalikes. Well except for that time it was Robs gig in Ponte but thats different, it had a purpose other than Big Fellas! Ugh as if I even said that wretched word on my blog, epic shocker or what kids?

This is turning into a blog not about Sarah, Sarahs friend loves me but then who wouldn't, my space bar is fucking up, angry face!!!!!

Laura wins

Oh yeah passed all my uni exams!!! Not saying what I got cos people might be spying on me, I did r8 good anywasyyyzz and did a lot better in stats than I expected to.

Soo my trifle was an epic fail my custard didnt set but its okay cos Hib has given me some good advice for next time. I got a good cake tho hahaha!!

I made an event for Harry Potters birthday on Facebook cos I was feeling 'left out' lolz!!

Urrrm yeah twitter beats facebook I think just because twitters cooler so I get plus 10 cool points ;)

Proof that I'm mental:(without Sarahs permission)

Laura says:
WOMANAZIXERWOMANERZXDERWOMANERIZ YOURE A WOMANXSIER
Laura says:
im having a baby lamb for my tea
Saraaaaaaaah!! You'd be selling your body on ebay if it wasn't for me!! says:
just a lamb then
Laura says:
yeah
Saraaaaaaaah!! You'd be selling your body on ebay if it wasn't for me!! says:
lambs are already babies
Saraaaaaaaah!! You'd be selling your body on ebay if it wasn't for me!! says:
haha
Laura says:
baby harry potters
Saraaaaaaaah!! You'd be selling your body on ebay if it wasn't for me!! says:
it's not another species
Laura says:
yeah tisss
Laura says:
baby lamb
Laura says:
baby piglets
Saraaaaaaaah!! You'd be selling your body on ebay if it wasn't for me!! says:
shurrup loser
Saraaaaaaaah!! You'd be selling your body on ebay if it wasn't for me!! says:
*L sign*

People actually read my blog!!!!

It has come to light that I have AT LEAST 3 regular readers lol!!! And in celebration of this I have decided to do another post!!

Not done much today, been in town etc etc yawn yawn!!

Sarah's been pulling chavs round Ponte, only joking love!! Then I been researching them on the internet via facebook and bebo (which if they're on bebo in the first place is never a good sign)!! Anyways I'll stop stalking people on Sarahs behalf and go sit myself down in library ;)!!! Wow I'm a bit exclamation mark happy today lolz!

Soo I decided to dye my hair, only like one shade darker than my natural colour which may appear pointless but whatevvs, umms its slightly darker but reddish looking which I don't really like and it hasn't dye over my blonde bit too well. UGH and I found a split end, end of the world or what?!? I daren't actually go to hairdressers to get it cut til this blonde bit grows/dyes out cos I know they're gonna tell me off for bleaching it lolz!!!

Workies tmoro, yay me with my job and all that innit!!! Not wearing shoes tho I can't deal with that and I'm proper shit at folding towels.

"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"

Umm been another boring day, just been trying to compile a cd to take to work with me so I don't have to listen to radio one all the time, cos all it plays is Ndubz and Dizzee Rascal which after 8 hours makes me want to contemplate suicide. I got the Lady GaGa album, its awful really 'cept from Papparazi I like that.

Just put telly box on might watch this Ladette to Lady programme but they're all Australian and the accent pisses me off, not like New Zealand, New Zealands awesome, woop Flight Of The Conchords time later!!

I proper wanna go to Miley Cyrus and Metro Station tour but its mega costly and proper wrong obv cos its Miley Cyrus and by buying a ticket I'm sure that is in some way encouraging her but I can't help it if Metro Station aren't touring UK this year and they only decided to go on tour with Horseface. I DO NOT LIKE MILEY CYRUS, I DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!

Big Brothers proper shit now cba with it they're all just proper annoying and the fit one is getting it on with the blonde fake boobed one obv!! Sooo predictable, ugh as if I'm even blogging about Big Brother! WHAT HAVE I BECOME!!

I wonder if I can change the name of my blog ummm, shall try when I have finished writing this.

Au reviour n stuff!!

Ill and stuck at home again

I'm laying on my bed watching a spider crawl around on my ceiling and walls, was looking forward to a trip to Leeds today but unfortunately my lack of sleep is preventing me from removing myself from my bedroom. I'm not just being lazy I physically cannot move and my mental processes are somewhat faulty. Went to bed at about 11.30 and just couldn't fall to sleep, at 4am I eventually gave in and just got up starting listening to my ipod etc got all dressed and ready then about an hour before I was going to set off for train I just felt stupidly tired and ill, which is not suprising everyone knows I need my 9 hours sleep a night otherwise I'm just unbearable. I even tried to drink coffee!!

Sooo I'm at home again with nothing to do and its all sunny and everything outside, sucks! Better feel better tomorrow cos I can't stand another day in the house, I will go insane! I'm listening to TAI & The Horrors and buying myself a Hello Kitty watch to cheer myself up :) Why am I mental? I've come to realise I have unhealthy obessesions!

Not sure why the picture of Joshua Third was neccessary, it just was kay?

who the hell does she think she is

Demi Lovato, hate her!!!!!

Bored

I'm bored so I decided to post something on here though I don't really have anything in particular to say so it will be disjointed and illogical.

Finished all the exams now= a whole 4 months of freedom, proper mental thats like a quarter of a year, got some fun stuffs coming up tho. Listening to a bit of The Horrors atm, mega mega excited for Sunday, I love nothing more than live music.

Urrrm its Hibs bday today so Happy Birthday Sarah!

Weathers looking decent today, not quite raining yet but the sun isn't attempting to kill me, I can't handle any more of the sun my face is actually starting to look quite tanned which is just not acceptable. People say that you look healthier with a tan but seriously whats healthy about increasing your risk of skin cancer, which is the most prevelent form of cancer, yeha!

Went to see Drag Me To Hell yesterday with Corinne and Rachel was pretty good, scared me lolz! Then walked into Ponte and back and hurt my feet, cos like buses are just unecessary.

Just waiting now for some crazy interview, I best get it else its just a conspiracy, everythings a conspiracy against me cos I'm just that important innit!

I am also currently impressed with the quality and value of Asda Hayfever tablets, well done Asda!

Umm bye

Mental Weekend

Last exam Thursday morning stats= epic pain then I got back home into Cas and met our Hib in town went to Burger King to see little evil Rae, rushed about to get ready to see Hannah Montana The Movie :/ did my Miley Cyrus impressions in back of cinema then went for a few drinks in Winterseam while we were waiting for Corinne to decide what she was doing. Saw our new boyfriend glass collecter Tom sat outside drinking. Then we went to get the bus into Ponte (minus Corinne) and who should get on our bus but glass collecter Tom. Arrived in Pontefract where a quick visit to Tesco was in order. Then went to see Flaveret 3rd in BlackMoor Head. After that crawled the streets of Ponte like chavs, but it was ace!

Friday went to see Nickelback with our Hibby which was proper good even if we did nearly end up sleeping on a park bench/middle of road/train station. The Granny that was rocking it down in the mosh pit is an inspiration to us all!

Saturday me and Hib went for an epic journey to the new pound shop that opened where we saw pretty much everyone that we knew from Castleford and we also acquired some hand sanitiser gel and E45 sun cream (factor 20 obv)! Then we starbucks'd it at freeport and sat on a random patch of grass near Eastern Court where we attracted quite a bit of attention for no apparent reason. A visit to Asda acquired us some food and I was also spotted holding up the queue at the self service thingys putting all my change into the machine. Then back to Hibs where we played Harry Potter games on sporcle cos we're cool like that!! Then I went home to find my face was mega sunburnt which I am sooo not happy about because I am trying to stay pale for the entire summer, pale is the new tanned!! Plus its The Horrors next Sunday and I can't go looking all tanned now can I?

Byee!!!!

The curious incident of the chicken legs at tea time

ashley says:
wots matter
Laura says:
chicken legs do not qualify as chicken
ashley says:
stop bin so fussy
ashley says:
u dint have t buy or cook it did ya???
Laura says:
no but i had to eat it
Laura says:
LOLZ
ashley says:
actual lolz!!!!
ashley says:
wot else u have???
Laura says:
spaghetti
Laura says:
i could have cried
ashley says:
lol frm a tin or dried???
Laura says:
dried
ashley says:
y cud u have cried thats a bit dramatic
Laura says:
pasta=yes, spagehetti=no
ashley says:
its the same jst a dif shape
ashley says:
im guna have pasta mwhahahah bet ur jealous
Laura says:
its all about the shape
ashley says:
lol ur so special

25th March 2007...

...was a hell of a long time ago now.
Haha you stand at that side Corinne!!

Aaaawwwwhh

What a slag

I hope you got AIDS or various other nasties.

That is all I have to say.

A pissed off blog

Fed up with someone who really does think they're special, with your pathetic little comments just because I might act a bit stupid sometimes it doesn't mean I am, anyone who knows me knows that is far from the truth. You're no better than anyone else you're in exactly the same position as them. And as for 'intergration into society' I think I do it perfectly well thanks, I have friends outside of Uni, I go out and have a good time, I have had jobs I think this indicates that I don't have any kind of social problems. Just because you sit at home all the time watching tv and knitting doesn't mean everyone else does. I think if anyone has intergration into society problems its you.

At least THATS all over now, bring on the summer.

Iz it cos I iz white?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...

CATMAN!!! It's me talking to catman you're all so jealous you didnt get a picture with him.
We stole catmans trampoline.
Catman has disco lights.
Catman is a dj.
Catman loves trance & techno.
Catmans cats are named after Star Wars characters.
Catman drugs his cats.
We raved in catmans garden.
Catman has 3D poster you know the ones with nothing on them ?!? Not Star Wars posters not optical illusions just posters with nothing on them, in 3D.
Catman has facebook!
Catman said I had a slow accent and Sarah was mentally younger, warra charmer ;)

Sarah :“I don’t even know you, don’t touch me”

“Well lets change that hi I’m Andy” *puts hand out to shake*

*Laura screams*

"These girls here it's all their fault"

We have never learnt so much from one man in such a short space of time.

LOL's

I don't have much to say but... The Athiest Society at uni are a right LOL I wish I could be as cool as them lol, I love their little tent thing in the middle of campus with their poster on the side 'There is no god' I mean, for example, christians, are always shoving their religion in peoples faces(well the majority) and this doesn't make the athiests retaliation justified but its still mega funny. I like how they use the term 'god' as a broad term because we all know if they got specific towards a certain religion there would be uproar lol! I'd consider joining them if it wasn't for the fear that I'd get stoned to death by christians in the street. This now sounds like a rant about christians, which it isn't I'm accepting of all religions I just think its a load of crap. Science=win.

OOh and Wakefield is a load of rubbish I went to town centre today it was a shocker!

Au reviour

Oooh nooo you talk like you're from waaakefield

I have come to the conclusion that Miley Cyrus has got no teeth and this is why she has to pretend to be Hannah Montana cos she has got teeth, therefore gaining teeth in her pretense. Oh yeah I'm onto you. My brains gone all mushy cos I have to think too much, I been putting my ipod on really loud on the train to annoy people cos people just annoy me in general and this restores the balance. I don't know why im blogging I don't really have anything important or interesting to say, today went better than expected, did a crazy oral presentation in pro skillzzz.

OOh I have a friend request on facebook as I'm typing this I wonder if its anyone interesting. Ooh some girl from uni, shes okay *accepts*. I didn't like the conducter on the train today. My mum told me not to waste my loan on stupid things, although she approves of buying £££ hair straighners when I already have a pair that work moderately well, apparently they are a necessity and not a luxary item at all! Tsssk is what I think to that.

Im gonna wash my hair after I've finished writing this, I like washing my hair its fun, especially with the 2 litre bottles of tre semme that I got from Costco, Costco is the best. And ugh for buddahs* sake if youre gonna invite me to events don't invite R-tard brain bitches cos why would I wanna spend any time being around them epic losers, the highlight of your life is going to effing cas matches with your effing brain dead ugh I play rugby boyfriends, pathletic! Wow this is almost like a real blog that real blogger people write.

I.E.E.C.M fo life!

I feel like putting a picture on this blog, hmmm what shall I put a picture of on?!? No picture cos computers being slow, picture suggestions for next time? SUGGEST DO IT NOWW OR ILL KILL YOOOOUUU!

*not god cos I'm a Buddhist/Athiest

Someone gets an expert make over

Much better. Also you do not want to know what I had to type in google images in order to obtain that photo.

I feeeel illllll *cough cough* and my throats hurting for a change, someone pleeeease remove my tonsils. Also I'm hungry, I want chinese food for breakfast please.

You are so disney channel it hurts.

Last night was the funniest thing in a long time!

Even though I completely forgot it was good tv night! And so began the quarterly meeting I.E.E.C.M which was to later become I.E.E.C.B.C when we all became Buddists. Me:"Do you think if we write a letter to Orlando Bloom he will join our club?"

Some crazy things were said; Michelle: "Is Vin Diesel still bald?" - which was definately the question/statement of the night.
Me: "I'll have a slice of cheese for every GCSE you've got" (We love the Subway workers really :/)

Me and Hib learnt that cider is not good, however it is value for money because it took us about 2 hours to drink although I didn't actually finish mine because I'm weak. I learnt that attempting to drink 3 drinks at the same time is not a good idea unless you wish to choke, and I'm sure pictures of the said event will be reaching facebook very soon, ouch. Oh and I like men that look like women :s

I'm editing this cos I completely forgot about the amazing taxi driver. "How much will it be?" "£65" "Thats more than it was on bank holiday, you can't charge me that I lost my job" Then the bad man starts telling me I lost my job cos I was rubbish, or something along those lines I couldn't quite understand him.
"Guess how many times I failed my driving test?"
"How many times?"
"*insert number of times here* I'm good at driving you want me to show you?"
"Ooh you getting out here this is nice area this yes?"
"Ayyee its alright"


READ MY BLOG YOU DICKHEADS, AND SARAH NOBLE READ THE EFFING WORDS COS THERE AINT NO PICTURES HERE!!

I'M ALIVE

I went to see 17 Again and here I am all alive and everything. I have to say I was pleasantly suprised it was quite good and really funny, and I am being ridiculed for this on my facebook status but oh well. Yes I do realise that it is very wrong for me to like it but I will draw the line at the Jonas Brothers 3D movie. And I managed to watch it without falling in love with the Zefron (sorry Ashley) but theres willpower for ya!!
I think I need to go eat easter eggs or something.
Byyyeee

p.s I am very proud of myself for arranging a secret meeting even if it does make me a complete bitch, go me!

Black by popular demand

And I'm mega angry, mainly at the NHS cos I can't get fuck all off my health costs even though they worked out I have a weekly income of £26 a week?!? Twenty six fucking pounds doesn't even get me to Leeds for the week on the train, yet I still have to pay the full amount for health costs. Its almost as if they want me to drop out of uni and go on the dole.

Oooh and then theres that certain person we know who is working cash in hand and on the dole at the same time, who manages to go out every night with OTHER PEOPLES FUCKING MONEY and then theres me who can't even afford to buy my asthma medication. The world is fucking backwards those people that try to better themselves and get an education get punished whereas the lazy arses and druggys get free medication and clean needles from chemist, let them use fucking dirty needles and get AIDS and die, they deserve it in my opinion!

And then theres the person that always complains they want a better job than the one they already have, don't complain to the person that lost their fucking job cos you're not gonna get any sympathy! And as for people who are quitting their jobs because they can't be bothered to do it anymore or don't like the people they work with, its fucking sick when theres loads of people out there who would love to be in your position, but now instead you'll just go sponge off other people.

And don't brag to me about how many fillings you got done for free, for one you should be ashamed that you needed so many fillings and you shouldn't be happy that other people had to pay for it cos you can't be bothered to get a job.

Thankyou, ill try and calm myself down now.

Au reviour

SHOCKER

In a shocking revelation we have discovered that Elliot is well disney channel! That her favourite film is High School Musical and she loves the king of Disney Channel, Zac Efron! And she called E.T Disney Channel?!?

OH YEAH!!

Finally got Leeds Fest tickets this morning after trying like 500000 times last night!!

E.T. and Elliot FTW!!!!

Im moderately happy

Not looking forward to tomorrow though.

Metro Station album is awesome!!! Effing love it ha!

I am well Disney Channel!

Okay well not quite Disney Channel but almost.

Trace Cyrus has pretty coloured skin <3

I am gay.

And yeah he looks sort of like a horse but so what?!?

AAARRGGHH

I hate you so much!!!

A transcript as promised Caroline

Lets start at the point where Jess is wet that seemed to be where we lost interest?

Rory: Thankyou
Jess: You're welcome

Im bored now ill do a brief summary instead, bleh bleh you still going to Harvard, yeah oh no my pager is going bleep oh no it is stupid Dean he is coming to help, Jess puts sprinkler back on so that stupid Dean can pretend he helped. Fuck off now Jess my boyfriend is coming.

And thats basically it.

p.s hes mine :)

NOT HAPPY

Everyone else gets day off uni on Monday but I have to go in cos I have a meeting with stupid Jeff. So I have to get up stupidly early walk to the train station(half hour), get on the train and get a ticket and get out of the station (another half hour), wait for the city bus and get on the city bus (half an hour), walk to psychology department from bus stop (twenty minutes). For us to basically have the following conversation:
Jeff: exam results bleh bleh french are you happy with them
Me: yes
Jeff: any other problems you have bleh bleh spiderphobe
Me: no
Jeff: au reviour
And then I arrive back home about 2 hours after this, basically a day wasted.
NOT HAPPY NOT HAPPY NOT HAPPY!! NOTNOTNOT!!!

Goodbye Panettiere

MILO AND HAYDEN SPLIT UP!!!!!
Good news eh!
Call me ;)

Thanking Miss Blackburn for the brilliant news, I love you!!

:'(

I remember a time when I had everything.
Now I'm slowly losing it all.

I win

I helped someone today cos I'm nice, I showed this boy on an open day to the place he needed to be. But now I cancel out my karma points by bragging about it.
Yesterday was a slight exaggeration but I did find the almost male equilavent of my self which was pretty weird.
I have too much stuff to do bye.

omg omg omg

*sigh*
I have just met the best person ever!!
Perfect.

The weekend

:D

*sigh*

That is all.

Happy stuff!

Got my results for semester 1 exams today and I passed them all :D this equals good news.
Also had a right good night last night, epic drunkeness ftw! Xscape factor at the loft where Robs band got into the finals and then to Beans for a bit of lips and waking up his housemate and putting pink food colouring into Sarahs drink! S'all good fun so I'm happy. First driving lesson today in ages, was alright, im a good driver this fact has already been established several times. I dont think I'm caring about punctuation today, although it is shameful!
Love y'all!!

I've asked you nicely once, I won't do that again

I'm actually pleased with the amount of work I've done today, obviously nowhere near what I should be doing but its progress.

Not sure why I'm doing a blog today I don't really have anything interesting to say, I'm sort of bored. Also I decided I don't like exclamation marks.

Heroes was AMAZING, or maybe I'm just easily entertained? Peters ability FTW!!! Well its not as good as before but its better than nothing I suppose. AND OMG I love Sylar, so evil its brilliant, LOVE IT!!

Also today I am wondering why do all those strange orange people seem to want to have white lips?

That is all.

Urgh

There is no hope for me when I can't even use a calculator :(
But its ok cos the Boosh cheered me up lol! Just ordered some dvds off amazon even though I can't really afford to.
What has really amazed me for the week though is that new revlon foundation where it goes on white but adapts to your skin tone, wow, the one with Jessica Alba on the advert who I think is perfect for that advert cos I always thought she had a weird skin tone,clever or me just imagining things?. Well that was pointless.

A List

1. Leeds Uni is an evil place
2. I cannot do maths
3. I hate rah's
4. Corinne is shallow but I love her cos it makes me laugh
5. I cried jellybean tears
6. If your boyfriend is called Rupert you are soo not cool
7. I am epically fed up, not fed up bored like fed up as in I have really had enough, yeeeah
8. My eye hurts (left one)
9. I need Chinese food
10. I need a job, still

My Bloody Crappy Shitty We Cannot Act Valentine

Nar I'm it wasn't really that bad although it wasn't that good the naked woman running around being killed wasn't really necessary, I do like 3D tho wooooooo special! It was alright I suppose but all a bit silly. Corinne, Caz & Clare all liked the killer man who had the stupid, ridiculously deep voice but I preferred the Sherif man who was cheating on his wife which probably means I'm retarded?!?

Then I almost killed myself on the way home because the council want me to die and will not grit the roads, If they are not gritted tomorrow I am going to throw myself down Smawthorne Lane and kill myself and then they'll be sorry!

p.s Leeds Uni you are sucking again, a week??!?!? An effing week?!?

Haven't done a blog for a while.

So here one is, aren't you people lucky. So I decided not to go into uni today after I nearly killed myself yesterday with all the snow only to find that my first lecture was cancelled!! Education is no good when you're dead, therefore on this occasion I decided preserving my life was the best option.
Gotta prepare for some stupid critical analysis on a paper on bedwetting?!?

NEW HEROES OMFFGGG!!!!! Yeahs exciting stuff innit! Nathan Petrelli is a BITCH!!! And the Panettiere cannot act, they think that by putting more make up on her they can hide the fact that she has zero acting skills. Cannot fool me!

p.s Leeds Uni is oh so evil!

Stupid effing freezer shop

They're gonna be soooo sorry they didnt even give me a chance. I lowered myself to their stupid freezer shop level and bothered to apply AND got an interview but because I couldnt make their interview times of 9 til 10 monday morning I now dont get an interview!!! It said on my cv im at fucking uni you R tards. And the guy on the phone was so rude!

p.s Heron suck they can go fucking die!!!

My guilty pleasure

I am proper loving this album still! Ssshh soo what! I have pretty cool taste in music otherwise! Amnesia is definately my fave track. Errrm ok its not an album review!

I am getting iller by the day if thats even a word, I'm not sure, If it's not then it should be. Really didn't want to be ill for tomorrow but oh well we'll see how things go(realise that this will make no sense to anyone, except maybe Ashley if she works it out?!?)
There may be an update tomorrow, depends, I hope so.

p.s You lose therefore I win-you know its right

Ok ok you got me!

Ashley caught me today on the topshop website, I was price comparing tho honest. It doesn't hurt to shop there occasionally anyway its just these people that live in topshop and only buy stuff from there cos nowhere else is good enough for them and think that because they shop there it makes them better than everyone else, rant over, you all suck!

My throat is so much worse today its spread to my ears and chest, I need antibiotics before it takes over my entire body.

Certain people are beginning to irritate me, they won't read my blog so don't start worrying that its you cos its not. Thinking that they're so cool and everyone wants to be around them all the time, so effing big headed its unreal, and they really have nothing to be big headed about and stop trying to talk to all my friends and acting like you're so popular, yeah tbh everyone does think you're pretty ace,why am I the only one that can see through it all? Also I DO NOT take instructions from you so don't even try it again else i'll be on yer like a tonne of bricks! Yeaaah errrm ok, sorry about that lol!

Went to the cinema with afternoon with Cara to see slumdog millionaire, It was alright, not as good as I was expected it to be from reviews, but something realllly weird happened in cinema. There was a bunch of 4 old ladys sat on row in front of us and the one that was sat in front of Cara fell asleep about 10 mins into adverts and all her friends were pointing and laughing at her, then about half an hour into film she just vanished like completely vanished, she didn't get up and walk out she just completely dissappeared and never came back and her 3 friends there just didn't even react to that fact that their friend was gone and at the end they just walked out like normal without her. It was soooo odd, I cannot find an explanation for it, we even looked under the seats for her. :S

I finally have some medication for my throat, yay for me hopes that starts getting better soon.

p.s you try doing better Miss Blackburn!

Professional Skills for Poltergeist

Omg I am dying, my throat still, haven't had any sleep for 2 nights but on the positive side the ticket man undercharged me on the train, he must have known that I am poor, miss you Zavvi *cries*
Just did pro skills mcq tho was dead easy 100% ftw, something about finding literature sooooooo dull I hate professional skills, please stop wasting hours of my life with it Leeds Uni!
Chicken for tea tres exciting.

p.s I am lacking a p.s

Illnessss & Semester 2

I have an evil sore throat, I seriously need my tonsils taking out or something. Also I am so bad at waking up on a morning, first day of new semester today was alright, Caz has been imprinting on lecturers, also I do not like the conference auditorium, its tall and big and it makes me feel dizzy! AND WEIRD PEOPLE STOP STARING AT US FFS!!!

p.s You are Hannah Montana

Super Cutes

Omg I neeeed one of these, Gwen Stefani Harajuku Lovers perfume, soooo cute haha! No I'm not sad I'm cooler than you!

Today was boring, everything is boring. I need a new job, someone please give me a job, you know you want to employ me!


p.s You are HMV!

I love gravity cos it keeps me on the ground

Last night was alreeeet. We went in and propped up the bar for a while until we got drunk enough for Hib to convince us to go on dancefloor. The dj played a very wide but crap range of music 'HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, EFFING DISNEY CHANNEL!! DO I LOOK DISNEY CHANNEL? OH LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING DISNEY CHANNEL IM HANNAH MONTANA!!!'
Best part was probably Hib drinking a bottle of wine through a straw.
Bar woman: 'Dont be throwing up on me'
Hib: 'Nar ill save that for the taxi!'
And lol the taxi!
Hib: 'Do you have sat nav?'
Taxi Driver: 'Sat nav yeah'
Hib:'Is it called Simon'
Taxi Driver: 'Simon *laughs*'
Then I broke my Death Note keyring in the taxi, gutted!
Then when we all got home Hib sent me a very interesting text:
'S6 iqgp my boydndmqfgnd'
Yeeeeah!

Went into town this afternoon, oh Castleford you are beautiful, to check the bank to see if i'd been payed, I have but I still hate you Ernst & Young!! Then I got this really cute necklace in town! Also I saw a job that would be suitable, good number of hours etc, but I'm not sure if I could lower myself to it.

Bye for now.

P.s Hayden who?

Laura C she's crazy see? That's what the white coats say.

*evil laugh*
And welcome to my new readers!
Was supposed to get paid today but haven't been, damn you Ernst & Young you are a BIG MESS, you are completely hopeless, you are complete and utter wastes of space, I hope you're all proud of yourself with your effing career in adminstrating you soulless beasts!
I'm not really that angry but pay me ffs!
Off to crash an 18th tonight says our Hibzz!

Someone come see Alkaline Trio with me at leeds academy on 12th feb? Corinnneeeyyy?


p.s I saw you on the Jeremy Kyle Show

Im freeeee

Hello my two readers!
Finally free of exams, well at least for now. Celebrated by coming home from uni and watching Gilmore Girls, oh yeah!
Yesterday I fell over a cardboard box, that was interesting, kinda hurt my foot though.

Picture dedicated to Ashley!

p.s You are a soggy UGG boot! (I like to count how many I can see from where I'm sitting in exams, when I've finished that is, the answer is usually too many)

Revision Time

I am not writing anything lengthy as I have revision and suchlike things to be getting on with. No explanation needed for the picture.
Au reviour

P.s You are well Topshop (do not be proud of this fact)

A Blog

Created this thing cos my thoughts are interesting ooook?!?

P.s You are well Disney Channel!