A pissed off blog

Fed up with someone who really does think they're special, with your pathetic little comments just because I might act a bit stupid sometimes it doesn't mean I am, anyone who knows me knows that is far from the truth. You're no better than anyone else you're in exactly the same position as them. And as for 'intergration into society' I think I do it perfectly well thanks, I have friends outside of Uni, I go out and have a good time, I have had jobs I think this indicates that I don't have any kind of social problems. Just because you sit at home all the time watching tv and knitting doesn't mean everyone else does. I think if anyone has intergration into society problems its you.

At least THATS all over now, bring on the summer.

Iz it cos I iz white?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...

CATMAN!!! It's me talking to catman you're all so jealous you didnt get a picture with him.
We stole catmans trampoline.
Catman has disco lights.
Catman is a dj.
Catman loves trance & techno.
Catmans cats are named after Star Wars characters.
Catman drugs his cats.
We raved in catmans garden.
Catman has 3D poster you know the ones with nothing on them ?!? Not Star Wars posters not optical illusions just posters with nothing on them, in 3D.
Catman has facebook!
Catman said I had a slow accent and Sarah was mentally younger, warra charmer ;)

Sarah :“I don’t even know you, don’t touch me”

“Well lets change that hi I’m Andy” *puts hand out to shake*

*Laura screams*

"These girls here it's all their fault"

We have never learnt so much from one man in such a short space of time.

LOL's

I don't have much to say but... The Athiest Society at uni are a right LOL I wish I could be as cool as them lol, I love their little tent thing in the middle of campus with their poster on the side 'There is no god' I mean, for example, christians, are always shoving their religion in peoples faces(well the majority) and this doesn't make the athiests retaliation justified but its still mega funny. I like how they use the term 'god' as a broad term because we all know if they got specific towards a certain religion there would be uproar lol! I'd consider joining them if it wasn't for the fear that I'd get stoned to death by christians in the street. This now sounds like a rant about christians, which it isn't I'm accepting of all religions I just think its a load of crap. Science=win.

OOh and Wakefield is a load of rubbish I went to town centre today it was a shocker!

Au reviour

Oooh nooo you talk like you're from waaakefield

I have come to the conclusion that Miley Cyrus has got no teeth and this is why she has to pretend to be Hannah Montana cos she has got teeth, therefore gaining teeth in her pretense. Oh yeah I'm onto you. My brains gone all mushy cos I have to think too much, I been putting my ipod on really loud on the train to annoy people cos people just annoy me in general and this restores the balance. I don't know why im blogging I don't really have anything important or interesting to say, today went better than expected, did a crazy oral presentation in pro skillzzz.

OOh I have a friend request on facebook as I'm typing this I wonder if its anyone interesting. Ooh some girl from uni, shes okay *accepts*. I didn't like the conducter on the train today. My mum told me not to waste my loan on stupid things, although she approves of buying £££ hair straighners when I already have a pair that work moderately well, apparently they are a necessity and not a luxary item at all! Tsssk is what I think to that.

Im gonna wash my hair after I've finished writing this, I like washing my hair its fun, especially with the 2 litre bottles of tre semme that I got from Costco, Costco is the best. And ugh for buddahs* sake if youre gonna invite me to events don't invite R-tard brain bitches cos why would I wanna spend any time being around them epic losers, the highlight of your life is going to effing cas matches with your effing brain dead ugh I play rugby boyfriends, pathletic! Wow this is almost like a real blog that real blogger people write.

I.E.E.C.M fo life!

I feel like putting a picture on this blog, hmmm what shall I put a picture of on?!? No picture cos computers being slow, picture suggestions for next time? SUGGEST DO IT NOWW OR ILL KILL YOOOOUUU!

*not god cos I'm a Buddhist/Athiest

Someone gets an expert make over

Much better. Also you do not want to know what I had to type in google images in order to obtain that photo.

I feeeel illllll *cough cough* and my throats hurting for a change, someone pleeeease remove my tonsils. Also I'm hungry, I want chinese food for breakfast please.

You are so disney channel it hurts.

Last night was the funniest thing in a long time!

Even though I completely forgot it was good tv night! And so began the quarterly meeting I.E.E.C.M which was to later become I.E.E.C.B.C when we all became Buddists. Me:"Do you think if we write a letter to Orlando Bloom he will join our club?"

Some crazy things were said; Michelle: "Is Vin Diesel still bald?" - which was definately the question/statement of the night.
Me: "I'll have a slice of cheese for every GCSE you've got" (We love the Subway workers really :/)

Me and Hib learnt that cider is not good, however it is value for money because it took us about 2 hours to drink although I didn't actually finish mine because I'm weak. I learnt that attempting to drink 3 drinks at the same time is not a good idea unless you wish to choke, and I'm sure pictures of the said event will be reaching facebook very soon, ouch. Oh and I like men that look like women :s

I'm editing this cos I completely forgot about the amazing taxi driver. "How much will it be?" "£65" "Thats more than it was on bank holiday, you can't charge me that I lost my job" Then the bad man starts telling me I lost my job cos I was rubbish, or something along those lines I couldn't quite understand him.
"Guess how many times I failed my driving test?"
"How many times?"
"*insert number of times here* I'm good at driving you want me to show you?"
"Ooh you getting out here this is nice area this yes?"
"Ayyee its alright"


READ MY BLOG YOU DICKHEADS, AND SARAH NOBLE READ THE EFFING WORDS COS THERE AINT NO PICTURES HERE!!

I'M ALIVE

I went to see 17 Again and here I am all alive and everything. I have to say I was pleasantly suprised it was quite good and really funny, and I am being ridiculed for this on my facebook status but oh well. Yes I do realise that it is very wrong for me to like it but I will draw the line at the Jonas Brothers 3D movie. And I managed to watch it without falling in love with the Zefron (sorry Ashley) but theres willpower for ya!!
I think I need to go eat easter eggs or something.
Byyyeee

p.s I am very proud of myself for arranging a secret meeting even if it does make me a complete bitch, go me!

Black by popular demand

And I'm mega angry, mainly at the NHS cos I can't get fuck all off my health costs even though they worked out I have a weekly income of £26 a week?!? Twenty six fucking pounds doesn't even get me to Leeds for the week on the train, yet I still have to pay the full amount for health costs. Its almost as if they want me to drop out of uni and go on the dole.

Oooh and then theres that certain person we know who is working cash in hand and on the dole at the same time, who manages to go out every night with OTHER PEOPLES FUCKING MONEY and then theres me who can't even afford to buy my asthma medication. The world is fucking backwards those people that try to better themselves and get an education get punished whereas the lazy arses and druggys get free medication and clean needles from chemist, let them use fucking dirty needles and get AIDS and die, they deserve it in my opinion!

And then theres the person that always complains they want a better job than the one they already have, don't complain to the person that lost their fucking job cos you're not gonna get any sympathy! And as for people who are quitting their jobs because they can't be bothered to do it anymore or don't like the people they work with, its fucking sick when theres loads of people out there who would love to be in your position, but now instead you'll just go sponge off other people.

And don't brag to me about how many fillings you got done for free, for one you should be ashamed that you needed so many fillings and you shouldn't be happy that other people had to pay for it cos you can't be bothered to get a job.

Thankyou, ill try and calm myself down now.

Au reviour

SHOCKER

In a shocking revelation we have discovered that Elliot is well disney channel! That her favourite film is High School Musical and she loves the king of Disney Channel, Zac Efron! And she called E.T Disney Channel?!?