AAARGGH

Fucking customers piss me off so bad!!

'Do you have any aqua towels?'
'This one?'
'No thats blue!'
'How about these ones?'
'Thats blue!'
'This?'
'Blue!'

Fucking aqua is fucking blue dont ask me for stupid fucking colours! Look with your own eyes before I stab them out with a sharpie!!!! Why you need specific colours you pathetic creatures its a fucking towel you use it to dry your body on! ITSATOWELGETOVERIT!

And then the bloody woman who invented a duvet set in her head that never even existed and decided that we sold it and asked me why we don't have any left. THERE ISN'T ONE WITH EFFING GOLD STITCHING!!!!!! I'VE WORKED HERE OVER A YEAR I THINK I'D KNOW IF THERE WAS ONE WITH GOLD STITCHING!!!
'Are you sure you don't have any left?'
IT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR THERE TO BE ANY LEFT!!!
By this point I was literally pulling my hair out!

And then the creepy man that just came in to converse with me. Errm no. I do not make conversation with weird, creepy men that come into my shop and pretend to look at towels! YOU DONT WANNA BUY ANY TOWELS, I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU FUCK OFF!!

I hate my job if I make it to the end of the week without throwing myself in front of the thomas the tank engine train it will be a miracle.

In other news they were training the police sniffer dogs outside my shop and they made one of the secuirity guys hide like £1000 of cocaine in his sock lolz!!

Also a police car was following me on the way home and I was properly crapping myself cos 2 of my tyres are worn to legal limit and I don't wanna get any points on my license.